2008

Why oh why McCain did you deliver your speech in front of a green backdrop AGAIN?! It’s like...

pauliophonic: hipsterdiet: bunkercomplex: Max Fischer: I...

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Ben Folds News

Ben Folds is probably my favorite musician of all time. His new album is being released on the 30th...

“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making...”
— An exceprt from Mathew...

New and Much Improved Wedding Site

Emails from my sister

Sat 8/30/08 3:38 AM: I just sat down and read your entire tumblr. I like posts about us and the...

Me: So lets start brainstorming for this show that we are going to produce together now so we are super duper prepared next spring. plus i suck at coming up with ideas and it will probably take me 6 months to think of something. that is if you still wanna produce a show and hang out with a MOM.
Ben: GOOD IDEA! You should come over sometime so we can start preparing for ol Baby The Show starring Nicole Borden II. I can't wait to hang out with a mom! WOO WOO WOO WOO! Those are labor noises; practice.

wherescoachbombay: Henri Rousseau France,...

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I cannot wait for September 8th. Now if only Cindy, Jeff,...

livejamie: His other car must say “EPC WIN” HAHAHA one of...

I decided to search for Escanaba postcards on ebay and a lot...

I hadn’t logged into tumblr in like 2 week and gave up on trying to catch up after page 50 on...

Every single day I come across or hear interesting things that I think to myself “I should...

Brett who?

I am pleased with how well Aaron Rogers and the 1st string offense performed last night. I feel as...

“He’s going to be such a heartbreaker!”
— Mollie Brietzman, on my...

In Escanaba for the next few days. There’s nothing like the U.P. in the summer.

Pet Peeve

theshadowknows: ridiculousroo: onemoretimewithfeeling: When people say ”anyways.”  And people who...

Pet Peeve

onemoretimewithfeeling: When people say ”anyways.”  And people who say “yous” as in...

paulytamale: One week left in MP! AHHH! I need to see you before you leave!

“You could hand me a billion dollars, and I’m still...”
— A.J. Hawk, commenting on Brett...

I’m heading to Milwaukee this weekend to see The Police tonight and Boston and Styx tomorrow....

I hear a rooster crow every morning. It’s bizarre because I live in town.

So Josh and I are getting married on July 11th of next year. We are having an outdoor wedding, so...

Dave: Oh I know all about wine drunks.
Me: Yeah. The last time Dave drank wine he threw up out of his apartment window.
Dave: It was so gross. It all went on the window sill. But ya know what? The ants loved that shit. They swarmed to it and just ate it right up. I went out of town the next day and when I came back the ants had eaten all that shit right up. So I didn't even have to clean it.

“I am very interested in choosing being an FBI Agent as my...”
— I’m cleaning out the garage...

Favre: Pack should let me play elsewhere

“LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE SOMEONE TO BE MICE UNDER A WASH CLOTH...”
— Alexa Picken’s reaction...

I'm not very romantic

Josh: Will you marry me?
Me (as I grab the ring out of the box and put it on my finger): Oh my God! What? What? For real? Oh my God!
Josh (after several minutes of me repeating "Oh my God!"): So did you say yes yet?
Me: I put the ring on my finger, didn't I?!

Girls, when you go to the bathroom wearing a skirt, do you pull the skirt down like you would a pair...

Gas Station's Sneaky Trick - They raise the...

American Airlines Cancels Flight Due to...

kenohno: nowwhat: What ever happened to Robots and Unicorns? Whatever happened to People Who Need...

“It actually charged an instructor and hurt one of the...”
— NBC 25 News coverage of the...

Doe crashes class on Central Michigan campus

The Japanese Version of Happy Birthday?

(Sung to “If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands”): She wants another...

This pic is from last 4th of July. Travis and I are...

Text convo with my sister.

Me: A deer jumped through my classroom window today!
Jillian: Oh my god. Best text ever. If I still used tumblr, best tumble ever.

One of the most ridiculous things I've...

While sitting in BCA 510 this morning diligently taking notes on slander and libel, there was all of...

Brett Favre has got "the itch?"

WHAT?! Movie night was last night? What happened to it being on TUESDAYS?

When I call Paul, he greets me with, “Why, hello Miss Borden,” and it makes me...

paulytamale: Gross Movie night preview… sorta.

illtumbl4u: Book of the week (I’ll have this finished by...

Gross

This morning as I was leaving class and on my way to work, I all of a sudden got sick. And I...

“We all die. The goal isn’t to live forever, the goal...”
— Chuck Palahniuk, Diary

I got a new phone 3 days ago. The only people on my contact list are my mom, my sister, my dad,...

Janet Lynne 25: ok, i'll check it out.
Janet Lynne 25: i'm gonna have to wait til the microwave is done. it interferes with the internet. i think i need a bit more modern microwave.
Yooper Roo: thats ridiculous
Janet Lynne 25: i know. then the computer freezes and i have to restart

Baby News

Five things you can do with your cell...

boringloser: hydeordie: 2. Locked your keys in the car and the spare is at home or with a friend?...

Book of the Week(s) Club

I’ve decided that I’m going to challange myself to start reading one book a week. I used...

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Everyone on facebook is writing on each...

I think the reason I’m so terrible at keeping in contact with people after they’ve gone...

You know what I REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE? When guys scratch their balls right in front of me while...

delbertshoopman: I’m hooked on watching the Sundance channel… especially this documentary series...

Best news all day

Janet Lynne 25: jillian's coming home!!

EricaMMead: Trav will probably buy you like, a Cole Porter for Babies CD.
Yooper Roo: HAHAHAHA
Yooper Roo: i love how i cant have a conversation with you about travis without cole porter being brought up
EricaMMead: Hahahahahaha. I know. Ever since he said that, that is immediately what I connect him to
Yooper Roo: what did he say exactly again?
EricaMMead: I'm so depressed Cole Porter can't even cheer me up
Yooper Roo: omg i'm dying of laughter right now

“If you care about food safety, and would like to have the...”
— Al Gore’s endorsement...

What’s up with Obama recieving the endorsement of important democrats in Michigan? First...

Unicorn deer born in Italy

“Hi, little feet. I’m your Aunt Erica! I love you so...”
— Erica Steenbergen, in response...

It's a boy!

Cutest little feet ever

“What really knocks me out is a book, when you’re all...”
— Holden Caufield, The Catcher...

Janet Lynne 25: that's more versitle for him.
Janet Lynne 25: i can't spell that, but i know you're a crappy speller so it doesn't matter.
Yooper Roo: you're right. i wouldn't have even noticed

At 10 am on Friday the 13th I find out whether I’ll be exclaiming this or this!

onemoretimewithfeeling: University for the completely...

Can you tell via my posts that I’m bored as I sit here in 119 waiting for footage to capture?

via pauliophonic

via boringloser

Due to the Salmonella outbreak, Subway had to throw away all...

Horse Sense

Big Brown lost the Belmont today, and thus people who were just yesterday throwing him onto the list...

singingchip01: just read your tumblr... go get that mattress! no shame in dumpster diving, lol
singingchip01: just steam clean it or something, hahahaha
Yooper Roo: unfortuantely, its already started raining
singingchip01: bummer
Yooper Roo: i guess it wasn't meant to be!
Yooper Roo: i'll take it as a sign that the bed was nasty
singingchip01: yeah, must've been
singingchip01: you don't want to catch crabs from a mattress you stole from a dumpster
singingchip01: although that would be a pretty funny story
Yooper Roo: hahaha that would be quite the story if i went to my next doctors appointment and my doctor said to me "well, the baby's doing good, but how did you get crabs?"
Yooper Roo: hahahaha then i'd get a lecture on how important it is to be monogamous at a time like this
singingchip01: "I SWEAR it's just from a dirty mattress I dragged across the parking lot, doc!"

“Maybe sometimes we don’t do the right thing because...”
—  Will, The Amber Spyglass by...

Josh and I are in desperate need of a queen sized bed. Someone just put a queen sized mattress and...

Doing laundry pays

I just did my laundry for the first time since before I left for LA a month ago. After my load was...

This is what weather.com says the current conditions in Mt....

However, this is the view of the sky from my window as the...

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My sentiments exactly!

Sara: What kind of food do you feel like?
Joanna: The kind that somebody else makes for me.

GROSS

shadowboxer61: Dude, I was in bed while talking to you and I'm not kidding a centipede just crawled up my leg. In my bed.
shadowboxer61: I need to go change my sheets. I'm flipping out.

I frequently check BBC’s website when I want...

I get spam emails addressed to my sister daily. She insists...

Never thought I’d become a hockey fan. Thanks,...

The perfect guitar for Joey Lazor (via irrationalblog)

Fastfood Thoughts

I have a question for the members of the tumblr world that have worked in food service, particularly...

PS

I have the internet on my own computer again!

30 Rock

pauliophonic: I’m not that impressed with this show. I’ve only watched three or four episodes, but...

“We didn’t come out and play. That’s it point...”
— Rodney Stuckey, of the Detroit...

Our band

I can’t wait to have my own computer back!!

PDA

I’ve never felt comfortable holding hands with my significant other in public. I don’t...

Stimulus Checks

When they first announced that everyone would be receiving a stimulus check from the government, it...

A few facts about bugs

The reason Mosquitoes dislike Citronella is because it irritates their feet. The average worker bee...

I guessed correctly! It was meant to be...

“You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet” was written by Randy Bachman as a joke for his...

saramcpherson: Sarah brought me a What Would A Unicorn Do...

People Who Need to be Punched in the Face dot...

“I thought I would like Cock and Candy”
— Josh, while extremely drunk,...

Tax incentives for filmmakers reel in 13 new...

Facebook in reality

“The truth is I’ve never fooled anyone. I’ve let people fool...”
—  A Marilyn Monroe quote on the...

Moving

I found an old notebook with an excerpt from my Music History notes from 2003 with the following...

I think I may have (gasp) just aced my BCA 310 final (keeping my fingers crossed and hoping I...

My body is here studying for exams, but my heart is at the...

This girl is from Dollar Bay Tamarak, wherever that is, but...

A guy from Texas journeys to Escanaba on his...

“640k ought to be enough for anybody”
—  Attributed to Bill Gates in...

“No Frills Review” directed by Mr. Josh Martin...

For the past two days in a row, I’ve realized upon going to the bathroom that I was wearing my...

pauliophonic: So who’s in on the Channel 101 pilot rally this month? I know Dave and I are in for...

One week from today I’ll be on a plane to LA!!! YAY!

Important links for Michigan film makers...

Michigan Film Production Michigan Film Office West Michigan Film Alliance

“Whenever you wear your hat, your day will be...

wherescoachbombay: 60 days clean and serene! This, ladies...

the hidden consequences of tumbling

bh14: i had two people delete me from their myspace!
Yooper Roo: and i bet you cried for a really long time over it
bh14: i am still in tears

SAINI SUNPURA, India - A baby with two faces was born in a...

Tumblrs + Escanaba = The best drama ever

NKOB is reuniting: touring, recording, the whole bit. These...

I couldn’t tell you what I was dreaming about, but I woke up to someone saying, “An...

“The world’s cutest roo (well, you are the...

Awww, as soon as I posted my “card” I saw that Dave had definitely one-upped me.  How...

My sister is a quarter of a century old now! Happy Birthday,...

Earth Hour

Tumblr, how I miss thee

Maybe I’ll start tumbling again when I can drink a glass of orange juice without throwing it...

Ben made these awesome… well, I guess you could call...

HAHA HA HA catastrofe: get real (via)