December 2007
81 posts
I was supposed to go to Chicago for New Years Eve. Now I can’t. Now I have to work a double tomorrow and work on New Years Day because a certain individual royally screwed me over. Thanks.
I TOLD you Paul liked abbreving!
downject: why is Ian purring?
downject: this is weird
Yooper Roo: HAHAHAHA
downject: he stopped
Yooper Roo: maybe he was having a sex dream
Yooper Roo: about a tiger
downject: i should go put my hand on his gentz and see if he wakes
downject: THERE'S A GOOD ABBREV.
downject: gentz.
downject: GENITALS. get it?!
Yooper Roo: it is!!! good work!!
Yooper Roo: yes!
Yooper Roo: i got it!
downject: heh
Yooper Roo: thats totes getting tumbl'd
Yooper Roo: i go to bed before 10 several nights a week
dyce14: when it gets 9 or 10 and i get a call i say the same thing as my mom, "what are they doing up this late?!"
Yooper Roo: hahahah me too! when did we get so old?!
dyce14: i don't know
dyce14: it just happened some random saturday when i woke up at 8:15 and said, "wow that felt good"
Oh no i just realized that that forwarded msg wont say its from PAUL! He LOVES abbreving!
—ORIGINAL MSG: Probs. Look, i abbrev’d. Tell everyone!
At least Trav and I are famous in Escanaba
While my sister was waiting to get a prescription filled, the pharmacist proceeded to tell her how much she loved my lip dub to “We Built this City.”
“If I can’t be beautiful, I want to be invisible”
– CP
The weather outside is frightful... literally
I’m obsessed wtih seeing ex-boyfriends at the bar when I come home for Christmas. Last night I saw who I consider to be the two most significant ones both in the same place. Score! I knew I’d eventually see Jeremy, because 1) we still keep in contact with each other and 2) his sister is one of my best friends. However, seeing Tom Morrison was highly unexpected and a rare treat! I even...
I have been in Escanaba for less than 24 hours and I already have a completely different mindset than I do when I’m in Mt. Pleasant. It’s like the second I get here, my thoughts change, my priorities change, my overall feelings change… it’s like I enter into a different world and become a different person. Escanaba is like Narnia. Jillian is peering over my shoulder and...
I draw like once a year. I should do it more...
eBay: Drive Someone Insane with Postcards →
Amazing. If I had the money, I know exactly who I’d do this to. Ironically, I thought of a similar idea a year ago. I was going to send a certain someone things from various cities. For example, if I was in Lansing I’d send them something from there. Then the next time they got something it would be from Detroit. The next time I’d drop it off in the mail in Gaylord on my way to...
Attn: Tumblr girls
I think that when we are home over break we should have a tumblr girls night and get dressed up and go out for dinner and drinks. Jillian agrees. Thoughts?
Email from Sistah on 11/11/01
We went to this party last night, and there were these stupid girls from Powers there. They tried to fight us. We came to the conclusion that no girls like girls from Escanaba. I dont know why they all hate us. Cause were from ‘town’? Sorry we didnt grow up in your weirdo North Central school system.
Who’ll Stop the Rain - Credence Clearwater...
First loves.
Tom Morrison and I broke up over 8 years ago and I haven’t spoken to him in 2 years. Still, whenever I hear anything by Credence Clearwater Revival, I am immediatly reminded of him. Music is silly like that.
Creepy 40 year old with a comb over: I'll have a small coffee.
Me: That will be 84 cents. Anything else?
Creepy 40 year old with a comb over: How old are you?
Me: 26
Creepy 40 year old with a comb over: That's not too bad. Do you have any kids.
Me: No. I'm not even married.
Creepy 40 year old with a comb over: No? That's surprising. You seem too pretty to not be married or have a boyfriend.
Me: I DO have a boyfriend. I'm just not married to him. Have a nice day.
During half time of the Green Bay V. St. Louis game yesterday,they showed a montage of clips of Brett Favre with graphics displaying words that describe him such as “persaverance” and “durability” all in time to Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing.” I really wish I could have found this gem online to post it but alas it is no where to be found. Inspite...
The cleanest my room has been since I moved in.
“Momentum” by my girl, Vienna, again....
As i’m sitting here eating a delicious pita from the Pita Pit, I am reminded of the first time I ate at the Pita Pit in EL with Kacy and I can’t help but laugh. For that was the weekend that Kacy accompanied me down to MSU for Jeremy’s 21st birthday and she punched Dale in the stomach and broke her hand.
I went to bed at 8:30 last night. I’m such a loser.
The Borden Creamery Building in Mt. Pleasant, MI →
Sister, you live here. Go check this shit out! — wherescoachbombay Jillian. I drive by it every day. LOL. They are doing construction on it and turning it into City Hall as we speak.
Duder at the bar: If I had money, I'd buy you the world. But since I can't do that for you, I'll let you sleep with me instead.
Me: No thanks. I have a boyfriend.
Duder at the bar: So. That's just a word.
Me: Actually, it's a lot more than that.
Duder at the bar: Oh come on. That was funny. Why don't girls think I'm funny?
Me: Because you aren't.
Jill, as we are walking away: That guy seems like one of the deuche bags your sister would make fun of on "perf jew"
you know what is frusterating? wanting to make and create things and having no one who wants to make or create things with you.
Murphy's Law Calculator →
— shawnblog I just used this to find out what my chances are of screwing up my 288 final. Haha.
twenty-six
Argh.
I’m getting dressed up to go to the Channy Awards. In the past I would always drink a couple beers and twist to some oldies while getting dressed to the nines. I just convinced myself that I deserved ONE beer (as if I could abstain from drinking more after that one is consumed). I just ripped my fridge apart looking for a beer and when I didn’t find one I got super, super pissed. I...
Perf Respons
Nicole: Thanks for being cool about me doing my own thing tonight. I wasn't purposly ever ignoring you. I just like talking to new people.
Josh: Oh, I know. It was fine.
Nicole: Are you sure? Cuz some guys wouldn't be cool with that.
Josh: Yeah. Guys who are idiots.
Nicole: Well, regardless, I'm glad that you're ok with that. And in my defense, I was totally seceretly keeping an eye on you the whole time to make sure you had someone to talk to and weren't standing in a corner alone.
Josh: I know. I'm totally fine with it. In fact I made a joke about it. I told Kaylie "Well, since my girlfriend is busy flirting with every single one of the guys in Accafellas, I think it's ok for me to go outside and smoke."
Nicole: HA! You're so awesome.