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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>My name is Nicole Elizabeth Martin. I’m 27. I am married to Josh Martin. We have the cutest baby boy in the world. His name is Jack Dexter.
I have degrees in vocal music performance and broadcasting and cinematic arts from Central Michigan University.
I suck at cooking, spelling, playing the clarinet and learning foreign languages. 


So don’t ask me to do those things.


Other than that I’m awesome.

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Flickr</description><title>Legen... wait for it...</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @ridiculousroo)</generator><link>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>wherescoachbombay:

Built a fort with an eleven-year-old tonight and sat in it and watched movies....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://wherescoachbombay.tumblr.com/post/256557976/built-a-fort-with-an-eleven-year-old-tonight-and" target="_blank"&gt;wherescoachbombay&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Built a fort with an eleven-year-old tonight and sat in it and watched movies. WISH YOUR TUESDAY WAS THIS COOL.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I got to watch a baby take his first step without holding on to my hands. It was only one step before he fell, but it was progress! So yes, my Tuesday was THIS COOL. :)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/256823280</link><guid>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/256823280</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:16:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Jack helped decorate the Christmas tree yesterday</title><description>&lt;p&gt;At first he was just reaching into the bags and playing with the ornaments but then once he caught on to what I was doing, he’d reach up and place them on the branches. It’s a shame that I was the only one present to witness the cuteness of this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/255681201</link><guid>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/255681201</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:43:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>wherescoachbombay:

Hanes use cotton from Uzbekistan, which is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktcfr4z9c61qa6r3io1_r3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://wherescoachbombay.tumblr.com/post/249862736/hanes-use-cotton-from-uzbekistan-which-is-not" target="_blank"&gt;wherescoachbombay&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Hanes use cotton from Uzbekistan, which is not only the world’s second largest producer of cotton, but also one of the biggest exploiters of children in the industry. No more grannies panties for me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://servemyworldblog.tumblr.com/post/249845854/what-do-these-companies-have-in-common-they-were" target="_blank"&gt;servemyworldblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;WHAT DO THESE COMPANIES HAVE IN COMMON? &lt;/b&gt;They were just inducted into the &lt;a href="http://www.laborrights.org/" target="_blank"&gt;International Labor Rights Forum&lt;/a&gt; &lt;b&gt;2010 Sweatshop Hall of Shame&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sweatshop labor PREVENTS CHILDREN FROM GOING TO SCHOOL. Children as young as seven are repeating the cycle of illiteracy and hopelessness to make my stupid &lt;a href="http://humantrafficking.change.org/blog/view/2010_sweatshop_hall_of_shame" target="_blank"&gt;tank tops and underwear&lt;/a&gt;. I’m floored, I put &lt;i&gt;trust&lt;/i&gt; in some companies, you know? Blind trust is no longer enough.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;ONE IN SIX CHILDREN IN THE WORLD ARE ENGAGED IN CHILD LABOR. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://servemyworld.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;DONATE $10&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;b&gt; Education says FUCK YOU to human trafficking.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Great. Now I feel like shit that my entire house is furnished by IKEA. Guess that puts an end to that. And sorry Wal-Mart… gonna be sure to do my shopping at Meijer now (BTW, I STILL don’t buy things made by Procter and Gamble, Cover Girl, or use Tide laundry detergent because in like 6th grade Jillian told me that those companies test on animals)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/249952219</link><guid>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/249952219</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:39:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>How do they decide?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://victimofcircumstance.tumblr.com/post/247664389/how-do-they-decide" target="_blank"&gt;victimofcircumstance&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Yesterday my Wii came.  It was ordered from dell.com and delivered by UPS.  No signature needed, it was on my doorstep when I came home.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Today, my Beatles Rock Band bundle was to be delivered.  It was ordered from dell.com and delivered by UPS. Apparently, I need to sign for it so I only got a note on my door saying I have to sign.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What gives?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, FedEx delivered my John Lennon guitar controller without signing for it.  As excited as I am by the fact that it’s here, I can’t do anything with it without the game bundle…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What makes it so that you have to sign for a package rather than them being able to leave it?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;A lot of times it’s at the whim of the delivery man. My guess is that the Wii was supposed to have a signiture, but the first UPS guy forged it and left it for you figuring you wouldn’t mind because it would be easier for the both of you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Other times, delivery guys say you need a signiture when you really don’t. I had that happen to me once. My delivery was two tickets to a Red Wings game that I had overnighted to me so they’d arrive Saturday (the game was on Sunday) I knew I’d be at work so I intentionally made sure I DIDN’T need a signiture. When I got home from work, instead of the tickets was a signiture needed note from the post office, which was already closed. I called and there was someone still there and I made them re-open so I could get them since it was their fault.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/247698426</link><guid>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/247698426</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:23:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Sometimes I can be a real class act.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt4qdcWkam1qz5n0wo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sometimes I can be a real class act.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/244272734</link><guid>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/244272734</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 21:46:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>After finishing “Devil in the White City” last...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt2lxs5riu1qz5n0wo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;After finishing “Devil in the White City” last night, I decided to continue not only with the true crime theme, but also with the Chicago setting and started &lt;i&gt;Public Enemies: America’s Greatest Crime Wave and the Birth of the FBI.&lt;/i&gt; It’s what the movie “Public Enemies” with Johnny Depp is based on, which I’ve never seen, thank goodness (I hate seeing a movie before I’ve read the book). So far I love the way it’s written. Looking forward to getting into the meat of it. Dillinger’s story is especially intruiging to me given his ties to the U.P, &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.houseofludington.com"&gt;inculding the place where Josh and I got married.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/242988303</link><guid>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/242988303</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:15:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Me: I like it when you use "Lazor" pics as your profile picture [on facebook]&#13;</title><description>Me:  I like it when you use "Lazor" pics as your profile picture [on facebook]&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Travis: They are the best profile pics for me... since i don't have kids or a dog.</description><link>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/242584886</link><guid>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/242584886</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:26:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>September by Pomplamoose
Originally by Earth, Wind and Fire
They...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xycnv87N_BU&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xycnv87N_BU&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;September by Pomplamoose&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Originally by Earth, Wind and Fire&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They are SO good. Check out their other stuff on Youtube.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/241966436</link><guid>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/241966436</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:10:00 -0500</pubDate><category>cover</category><category>earth wind fire</category><category>september</category><category>pomplamoose</category></item><item><title>Just finishing this up. It was recommended to me by the owner of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0sj1UvnK1qz5n0wo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just finishing this up. It was recommended to me by the owner of the used book store I frequently go to. It was by far one of the most interesting books I’ve ever read. It’s incredible how much the Chicago World’s Fair shaped the future of America in so many different little ways. For being non-fiction, it was certainly suspensful and never dry. For anyone interested in historical non-fiction/fiction, especially someone who is familiar with Chicago, I would definitely recommend this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/241938597</link><guid>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/241938597</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:42:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Josh likes Zach Effron</title><description>(To Preface, our apartment complex has a ton of movies we can check out for free)&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: They have a ton of great girlie movies I can watch while you are at work.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Josh: Like what?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: Australia, The Proposal, 17 Again...&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Josh: (cutting me off) Don't watch "17 Again" without me. I'll watch that one with you.</description><link>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/241750322</link><guid>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/241750322</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:09:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Your sister has to get that boy in some Gap ads and make some DOUGH. I can’t stand his..."</title><description>“Your sister has to get that boy in some Gap ads and make some DOUGH. I can’t stand his cuteness!”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;email to my sister from &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://braidsbraided.tumblr.com"&gt;braidsbraided&lt;/a&gt;. So true!&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/239410403</link><guid>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/239410403</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:11:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Car rides are fun.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kswt6ocW4r1qz5n0wo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Car rides are fun.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/239406579</link><guid>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/239406579</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:06:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"I’m going to this rally on healthcare, and I really want to equate the healthcare reform bill to the..."</title><description>“I’m going to this rally on healthcare, and I really want to equate the healthcare reform bill to the Holocaust.  See (pro-healthcare reformers) are the same as the Nazis, because universal healthcare is &lt;i&gt;socialism&lt;/i&gt;, and the Nazis were the National &lt;i&gt;Socialist&lt;/i&gt; Party.  You know, the same way I’m a Communist, because I’m a Republican, and there’s the &lt;i&gt;People’s Republic of China.&lt;/i&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;b&gt;JON STEWART, mocking “Tea Party” protestors who compared healthcare reform to… the Holocaust, on &lt;i&gt;The Daily Show&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://inothernews.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;inothernews&lt;/a&gt;) (via &lt;a href="http://thegreg.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;thegreg&lt;/a&gt;) (via &lt;a href="http://think4yourself.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;think4yourself&lt;/a&gt;) (via &lt;a href="http://atheistramblings.net/" target="_blank"&gt;atheistramblings&lt;/a&gt;) (via &lt;a href="http://mikesova.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;mikesova&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/239232557</link><guid>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/239232557</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:01:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>wherescoachbombay:

servemyworldblog:

THANK YOU: to everyone...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksvlyiUaU01qa6r3io1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://wherescoachbombay.tumblr.com/post/238926253/servemyworldblog-thank-you-to-everyone-all" target="_blank"&gt;wherescoachbombay&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://servemyworldblog.tumblr.com/post/238835324/thank-you-to-everyone-all-over-the-world-who" target="_blank"&gt;servemyworldblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;THANK YOU:&lt;/b&gt; to everyone all over the WORLD who donated and reblogged and spread the word. Also, thank you everyone for putting your faith in me, and trusting that this is not fake or rigged, ect. A few people questioned the validity, which is understandable, so thank you for that trust. Now for some &lt;b&gt;STATS:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;DONATIONS RECEIVED: &lt;/b&gt;$3,645! (almost twice as much as my goal!)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;REBLOGS: &lt;/b&gt;2,065 (amazing! I expected 200)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;AMOUNT MY DAD HAS TO DONATE: &lt;/b&gt;$4,130 (sorry Dad!)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;GRAND TOTAL: &lt;/b&gt;$7,775 (insane!)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;WINNER: &lt;/b&gt;Natalie Sikora&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am very overwhelmed by how amazing the tumblr community is. I could not have done this without the wonderful people on it, that’s for sure. &lt;b&gt;KEEP ON BEING AWESOME, INTERNET.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;FIN. Thank you, wonderful friends, for not making me feel bad about spamming you a hundred times a day for 30 days. Now, as I said, I will never ask you for anything ever again. Except for rides. And Newports. And an occassional Diet Coke (only on the weekends!).&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;And Pasties once you move to Escanaba.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/239080959</link><guid>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/239080959</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 07:13:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>ONLY 8 HOURS LEFT TO DONATE!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://servemyworldblog.tumblr.com/post/238373193/only-8-hours-left-to-donate" target="_blank"&gt;servemyworldblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Contest ends TONIGHT at 9:00 pm PST. My friend &lt;a href="http://www.emac.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;Elizabeth&lt;/a&gt; is coming over to draw the name with me, pretty exciting stuff! Also, my friend Tony’s tattoo artist from St. Louis is going to be in town next week to do work on him, so hopefully I can go with him next Monday to get it done. YIKES. Starting to hope someone NICE wins : )&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I hope Jack wins!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/238446283</link><guid>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/238446283</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:21:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>First time playing in the leaves</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kssmibwr941qz5n0wo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;First time playing in the leaves&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/236995902</link><guid>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/236995902</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 08:51:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Birthday cake in hair? Check.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kssm0zZ5MQ1qz5n0wo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Birthday cake in hair? Check.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/236989390</link><guid>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/236989390</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 08:41:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY, JACK DEXTER MARTIN!
So go ahead and play in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksor4sEEur1qz5n0wo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksor4sEEur1qz5n0wo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksor4sEEur1qz5n0wo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksor4sEEur1qz5n0wo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY, JACK DEXTER MARTIN!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So go ahead and play in the toilet! It’s your day, so who are we to judge?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/234879674</link><guid>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/234879674</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:41:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahmichigan:

peterbaker:

“Just Ask Gus Asp”Escanaba,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksji1pOtRb1qz4l98o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahmichigan.tumblr.com/post/232283739/peterbaker-just-ask-gus-asp-escanaba" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyeahmichigan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ptrbkr.com/post/231924272/just-ask-gus-asp-escanaba-michigan" target="_blank"&gt;peterbaker&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;“Just Ask Gus Asp”&lt;br/&gt;Escanaba, Michigan&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;WHAT?! Totally weird to log into tumblr and see a picture of Gussy’s on my dashboard.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/232361130</link><guid>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/232361130</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:08:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My Rapid Response</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Am I upset that Green Bay lost? Absolutely. But what I’m more upset about is all of the shit I will have to read/hear from ignorant people who make comments like “That’s what Green Bay gets for letting Favre go” or “It’s all Ted Thompson’s fault.” I’ve said this 1,000 times and I’ll keep saying it until the idiots out there get it through their heads that Favre has NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. Yes, Rodgers started out the game pretty terribly. But he ended up with 287 passing yards which ranked him 2nd in the NFL today, and 249 of them were in the 2nd half! Additionally, he led GB in rushing yards this game. Ridiculous. The problem is NOT that we gave up Favre. Aaron is doing is job. And probably better than Favre could be doing because there is no way that at his age he could get sacked as many times as Rodgers has and not get hurt. Favre just happens to be playing for a better team. And I can admit that and be ok with that because I truley believe that Green Bay is going to be better off in the long run.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/230282695</link><guid>http://ridiculousroo.tumblr.com/post/230282695</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 20:31:00 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
